Some Posts Just Write Themselves

A dwarf performing at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival gets his, ahem, member stuck in a vacuum cleaner.

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For those of you asking how on earth that could happen… His act, part of the famed Circus of Horrors,  was to actually attach the vacuum to his member:

The main part of his act was for him to appear on stage with a vacuum cleaner attached to his member with a special apparatus.

The attachment broke before the performance and Blackner tried to fix it using extra-strong glue, but unfortunately let it dry for only 20 seconds instead of the 20 minutes required.

He then joined it directly to his organ. The end result? A solid attachment, laughter, mortification and … hospitalisation.

“It was the most embarrassing moment of my life when I got wheeled into a packed A&E with a vacuum attached to me,” Blackner said.

“I just wished the ground could swallow me up. Luckily, they saw me quickly so the embarrassment was short-lived.”

I don’t know what it more amazing to me… that he can have a vacuum attached to him in front of hordes of audience members yet it’s uncomfortable in the emergency room OR that he now goes down in history being quoted using a self directed double-punned height and dick joke.

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